Touch Grass Tee — Black Statement T-Shirt

Go outside. Put the phone down. Touch grass.

This black tee keeps it simple — just the phrase everyone's thinking, printed clean and minimal. No loud graphics, no clutter, just a good tee with a little attitude.

• 100% cotton, soft and breathable
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Black only, S–2XL
• Machine washable

For the terminally online who could use the reminder — or the person who wants to hand it to them.

Why buy from Catch Phrase Poet:

• ✅ Free shipping on every U.S. order — no minimum, no code
• ✅ Printed to order, never mass-produced — no warehouse, no waste
• ✅ $1 from every order goes to Rose Haven, a Portland shelter
• ✅ Loved by customers — 100+ five-star reviews across our store
• ✅ As seen in The Street & Detroit Free Press

Real brand. Real mission. Wear the reminder.