Sweatshirt — 'Spiritually Unavailable' Gothic Skull Crewneck
Description
A ghost is a spirit. And a spirit that won't come to the phone? Spiritually unavailable.
Spiritually Unavailable leans all the way into the double meaning — part occult poster, part emotional-availability status update. A moonlit altar, an ornate skull, candles, and roses frame the headline in dark, muted vintage tones, like a handbill for a séance you'd actually attend. It's for the ones who keep their boundaries quiet and their mystique loud — tarot nights, rainy afternoons alone with a book and tea, or just signaling, warmly, that you're not taking calls right now.
📏 Sizing note: classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a relaxed, cozy drape.
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece (8.0 oz) — warm, soft, and durable
- Classic unisex crew cut that layers clean under jackets and scarves
- Tubular knit (no side seams), ribbed collar, double-needle stitching
- Available in 2 colors, sizes S–3XL — occult altar art, front and back
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; printed to order
Dark, mystical, and quietly funny. Wear your boundaries like a spell.
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F); do not bleach; tumble dry low; do not iron the print; do not dry clean.
Why buy from Catch Phrase Poet:
- ✅ Free shipping on every U.S. order — no minimum, no code
- ✅ Printed to order, never mass-produced — no warehouse, no waste
- ✅ $1 from every order goes to Rose Haven, a Portland shelter
- ✅ Loved by customers across our store — 100+ five-star reviews
- ✅ As seen in The Street & Detroit Free Press
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults, made in Nicaragua.
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