Departmentalized Text T-Shirt — "we make great pets, just do what they told ya"
Art: 60233583111992033857
Description
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This shirt talks like a department memo that wandered into your wardrobe — dry, deadpan, and quietly hilarious. The stenciled "de-part-men-tal-ized" line and the cheeky phrase about doing what pets told you land like a private joke for anyone who appreciates observational humor and low-key sarcasm. Wear it around town, to studio nights, or on a slow Sunday when you want your tee to do the talking: it reads like office typography repurposed for living room rebellion. Lightweight and breathable, it sits easily under a jacket or on its own, pairing with worn jeans or a favorite cardigan. The graphic’s clean, almost bureaucratic lettering gives the design an archival, stamped feel — familiar, a little absurd, and oddly comforting.
This tee suits people who love subtle wit, graphic typography, and clothes that feel lived-in from the first wear. It slips into everyday life: coffee runs, late-night playlists, dog-park detours, or low-key hangouts where a sly line makes perfect conversation starter. The voice is deadpan; the presence is warm. It’s the sort of shirt that makes you smile without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) — breathable, durable medium-weight fabric
- Tubular, no-side-seam construction for a cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main graphic for crisp, detailed art
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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The designs are creative and meaningful without being over the top. My order arrived well packaged, and the print looks exactly like the photos on the website. It’s refreshing to see a brand focused on expression and motivation.
I love brands that stand for something, and this one does. The quote on my sweatshirt really resonates with me, and the quality exceeded my expectations. It feels durable and comfortable enough for everyday wear.
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