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Printed clean on a heavyweight, cozy-as-it-gets sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 300 GSM 100% cotton — thick, warm, and substantial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed loose fit with a drop-shoulder, round neck, long sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex, sizes XS–3XL — built for autumn and winter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order, made to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the ghosted, the unbothered, and anyone who'd rather vanish than small-talk at a party. 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