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Soft ring-spun cotton feels smooth against the skin and drapes casually over the shoulders. The print’s bold white lettering and small orange accent read clearly on the black ground, giving the shirt an easygoing, modern vibe — the kind you reach for when you want to keep things laid-back but still say something. Wear it to low-key gatherings, weekend errands, or late-night hangouts; it sits comfortably in rotations where comfort and attitude meet. The tubular knit, stable collar, and tear-away label keep it feeling neat and comfortable wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, reinforced collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes only\u003cbr\u003e- Prints made with DTF\/DTG methods; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":48158547411200,"sku":"33149704564345520727","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":48158547443968,"sku":"20738443835619773512","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":48158547476736,"sku":"29169224339618877911","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":48158547509504,"sku":"57242120806912512427","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48158547542272,"sku":"15241128621549780688","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48158547575040,"sku":"17185737934605433505","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":48158547607808,"sku":"13543524551191226266","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":48158547640576,"sku":"18687639432216221273","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48158547673344,"sku":"77865438743916345671","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48158547706112,"sku":"53917075393426466847","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":48158547738880,"sku":"26871634659168689633","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48158547771648,"sku":"27991357165923922695","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48158547804416,"sku":"18824429337235723199","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48158547837184,"sku":"47241360233935820497","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":48158547869952,"sku":"30647182392632759425","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48158547902720,"sku":"12323865303386477154","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48158547935488,"sku":"33418495876132695522","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48158547968256,"sku":"32877605211090222853","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48158548001024,"sku":"33139940614008762255","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0796\/2617\/4720\/files\/10432908518697914079_2048.jpg?v=1777630840","url":"https:\/\/catchphrasepoet.com\/products\/a-hard-no-wrapped-in-bad-decisions-t-shirt-funny-sarcastic-graphic-tee","provider":"Catch Phrase Poet Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}